About Us

Ahoy, there! 🚤

Welcome to the best page on the entire internet (at least, according to us). This is where you get to know Dutch Boat Tours – the most fun way to explore the Zaanse Schans!

We’re just two boat-obsessed Dutchies who turned our love for the water into a business. After years in the tourism industry, starting our own boat tours was a no-brainer. People describe us as chill, funny, and a little too passionate about windmills. We keep our tours relaxed, entertaining, and sprinkled with fun facts – because let’s be honest, no one likes a boring history lecture.

With over 10 years of skipper experience, we guarantee you’ll be safe, comfortable, and laughing at least once (even if it’s at our terrible jokes). Oh, and we speak (almost) perfect English, so no worries there.

why our tours?
The Zaanse Schans is amazing, but we thought the usual tours were missing something – a personal touch, some real Dutch humor, and a boat ride you’ll actually remember. So we fixed that.

Unlike those big, generic tourist traps, we do things differently:

• small & intimate – no crowded boats, just good vibes

• fun & interactive – ask us anything! even weird questions. we love weird questions

• luxury boats – smooth sailing with the latest tech & comfy seats

• great drinks – from local beers to the finest selection of wines

• top-notch local food – because a boat ride is better with good food

• unforgettable experiences – your tour should be as legendary as the windmills

No two tours are exactly the same – we tailor every trip to the crowd, so it’s always fresh, fun, and never scripted.

So… ready to hop on board, sip on something delicious, and make some waves? book a tour and let’s go! ⛵✨